I want to be on the Maury show, what can I do to get on their?

I want to be like a guest on the Maury show cause them people that is on their is always so cool. I wood like to be on one of the paternalty test episode. I have fascinated about what it wood be like. I wood be on their with some hot girl who said I was the baby father an she wood be like "I'm so in love with Franklin an I don't no why he won't be a good father" an then they'll bring me out an I'll like walk out on stage an every one wood be booing an stuff an I wood give them the middle finger an like run around the stage an be super cool an then I wood say "hi Maury" an sit down an we wood all talk for a few minutes an then Maury wood get the envelope with the results an it wood say "Franklin, you are NOT the father" an I wood like start dancing an stuff an the hot girl wood run away crying cause she was hart broken an I wood be on the stage dancing an stuff an the girls in the audence wood be like "that Franklin is hot an he's not the father" an it wood be AWESOME! So how can I get on the Maury show an make my dreams come true?