Do I sound like I can be on the Maury show?

Hello! I am 14 years old and I don't care what nobody says I want to have a baby! I will do whatever my baby needs! I like yelling and wearing tight clothes so I wanna be on the Maury show. I want to go on to show nmy mom SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT ME CAUSE I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY IF SHE LIKES IT OR NOT! She can't tell me what to do! I'm not having sex with 1, 2, 3,8,or 10 guys! I'm having sex with 402! Thats right. Can I be on the Maury show?