I know how the earth started.?

Mama sun and Dad moon was dating and then sun was too hot to touch making her unattainable. One day the sun cheated on moon and went out with mercury. sun had a baby but moon was the jealous type found out she was cheating but named it earth. moon said that he don't understand why she is having blue babies so moon stomped on earth and sent it away. he healed up and took his dad on maury and sun had a rag on her head screaming that that's moons baby. moon found out it was and felt ashamed and ran away. Sun would come watch earth but at night the moon would feel guilty and come out and check up on him when sun isn't around. THE END!